OMG my 5h03Z R 50 13377!!!1!!

 A couple of weeks ago I got myself a new pair of Doc Marten boots to replace my really old and busted ones I've had since 1994.  I went to the new store on Haight street in SF and decided on a pair of For Life boots, which are guarenteed for life including normal wear and tear. I was torn between those and the "Made in England" ones, but I found the For Lifes just felt better on my feet, and seemed to have more support for me in particular.  The build quality also seemed very similar to that of the "UK" line. After a couple weeks I was so impressed with the comfort and fit of these boots, I went back to the store when it was time to replace my semi-smart work shoes with the shoe version of the "For Lifes".  I didn't find out about the extra "feature" they had until I brought them home and took a closer inspection . . . 

I guess these shoes are for 1337 H4XX0R5 only